[The camera is focused on a sleeping Asian face until the owner of said face wakes up. Then, looking panicked, he springs to his feet, exclaiming in Chinese, and you get a nice view of his ankles.]

W-what is the heck is this aru?!

[Agitated.]

If this is someone’s idea of a practical joke… The penalty for kidnapping is very severe, you know!

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